Might I suggest
That a blow job from a lass with a tongue stud in would change your mind on that one
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:21, 2 replies)

if you need bits of hardware to facillitate a decent nosh
then i'd say: FAIL

if i was looking to have bits of surgical steel clattered off my little hero (no ive never heard that either i just made it up) i'd flash my dental hygenist - which would probably earn me a quick rap with a dental tool and a firm stare.

She doesn't mess about.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:29, closed)

and regardless of any and all protestations
all body modification or adornment is attention seeking behaviour

theres no getting away from that. even subtle or hidden stuff - its there to provoke a reaction

just saying
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:33, closed)

unless...
.. its a culture where tattoos/body-adornment are required. Then, presumably, going without would be just "attention seeking behaviour", and just "to provoke a reaction".
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:35, closed)

which is invariably to show status or prowess
in order to attract a mate

even in cases where the modification is intented to be fearsome to attackers

this is still part of attracting a mate

which is a form of display
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:52, closed)

I beg to differ.
I've had body mods and I hate being the centre of attention.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 12:58, closed)

I suspect
a psychologist would have a field day analysing that statement! :-)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:10, closed)

I know.
I'm an enigma : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:52, closed)

an
enema did you say
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 13:53, closed)

Are you trying to say
that BGB makes you shit yourself? :-)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:16, closed)

i think it would be ill advised
not to have a healthy fear of the Blouse Grande
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:35, closed)

Well now
the current Ms K2 is a university-trained flautist! I have no complaints whatsoever about her oral technique!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:40, closed)

so she'll only blow you side on?
and keeps putting her finger over your japs eye

sound a bit rubbish
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:49, closed)

Yeah
then she insists on bashing my cock on her leg to get the spittle out when she's done!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:57, closed)