Dear Lord...
Things that make me shudder uncontrollably mainly involve people's cars for some reason and have to include....

'Bumper' stickers (including the internal notices - 'princess on board' etc), furry steering wheels, 5,000 stuffed toys on the parcel shelf, Playboy motiffs - anywhere, 'spinners' - aaagh, blue underlighters, covered tissue boxes on the parcel shelf and any meccano looking additions to the body work by way of crap spoilers, etc...

Ooooooh, shudder.
(Senora Veranos cannot and will not so ner..., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:27, 9 replies)

I have to admitt,
I did used to have a bumper sticker that said "My other car is a Time Machine" in the back to the future font.
(Madlyinsane, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:44, closed)

For that...
Is actually quite amusing - I'll let you awf! :-)
(Senora Veranos cannot and will not so ner..., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 23:47, closed)

I have one,
which is in the style of baby on board yellow traingle sign but it says "body in boot".
(tronicsupersonic declaring his love for noggin the nog since 1992, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 0:42, closed)

i saw a bumper sticker that i liked once
it said 'i love dogging'
( gypsy turnips, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 2:12, closed)

I had sign in my car window
that said 'EX HUSBAND IN BOOT'
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:18, closed)

Must Kill
I saw a car a while ago with one of those baby on board stickers in the window, except it said:

"Perfect family on board"

It made me want to crash into them and add a few imperfections.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:23, closed)

stickers
My chum the porn chef had "i'd rather be masturbating" on the back of his car... until one day when plod made him remove it.
Personally, i'd have refused, and asked them to quote act and section that i was contravening, but then i don't drive round with a bag of weed under my seat..

i also have a furry steering wheel cover (in leopardskin) - it's the only way i stop feeling like my dad, driving a passat..
(micky2shoes has more shoes than feet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:09, closed)

The interiors and exteriors of car should be painted with Teflon
so that they can't stick those annoying stickers and signs to their cars.
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:36, closed)

nonono
the point of all those things is to serve as a warning to other road users:

"Be warned. The driver of this car is a muppet/mentally incompetent/being distracted by their spawn. So don't expect them to understand about use of indicators or other such arcane secrets of driving, and allow plenty of stopping distance."

Except that doesn't fit on a sticker, and people wouldn't put it up themselves.
( Batsgirl, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:46, closed)