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Freddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."

My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.

What stuff do you think is common?

(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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People who store stuff behind their ears.
If you're one of those who stores things in their ears, like cigarettes and pens, then you're common. Its not cool! Infact you look like a total spazz!

Double spazz and common points for half smoked cigarettes.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 7:16, 7 replies)
I worked as a court usher and always did that with pens.
Looked very elegant indeed, as long as the pen was black so it toned with the gown and clipboard.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:06, closed)
What about
lit cigarettes? Surely points must be awarded for bravery in the face of potential hair-fire hazard?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:30, closed)
The hooky
thing on the end of the arm of my specs?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:45, closed)
LOL
We all know thats a totally different thing :D
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 8:50, closed)
What about
A banana
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:23, closed)
well thats me common then
the ear is a useful place to store things.

pens, joints, pen-joints.

And i generally have my tattoos out at the same time.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:49, closed)
You
obviously come from a common family where your dad never did carpentry to keep the house up and your mum never knitted jumpers to keep you warm. Ears are just pencil holders in disguise and having the right upbringing would make you realise that. You must have come from a council estate.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:51, closed)

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