*Click*
Genuinely made me laugh!

Can you do the history of other nations as well?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:06, 2 replies)

Sure...
I am great at doing general observations with minimal historical knowledge of the country. Try me out... pick a country...
(preach, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:10, closed)

Oooh,
We'll start easy:
Germany
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:19, closed)

ok...
- Barbarians (got that from the opening scene of Gladiator)
- Stuff happens here
- Lets conquer the world like those Brits did yet with sillier hats with a spike on top.
- Oops... that was a mistake. Lets keep the head down and rebuilt the country.
- You know that Austrian fellow is quite likable.
- Promise this time? The aftermath of last time was a disaster. Ok lets do it!!
- Oops... now they have divided our country. Bummer.
- Jeez those guys in the east are having a hard time.
- Yay no more wall.
- HARD ROCK!
- No way not again. I'm not going to liste... whats that you say? We can own it all by uniting the currency of all the member countries and then controlling it? But what happens if there is a financial crisis and each country will need to control their own rates and currency to stay competitive with the US market and, lets just imagine, their next door neighbour who deal in Sterling that they do most of their trade with? It won't? Promise? Ok lets do it!!
- Oops.
(preach, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:35, closed)

Good but you missed one small point
THE HOFF!

Next, Japan!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:43, closed)

Me likey!
- Proud people. Must honour and obey.
- SAMURAI!
- This art thing crappy but we get there.
- Yes walls are paper but imagine solid. No walking through.
- Lets kill ourselves while trying to kill them. That'll teach them! HAHAHAHAHA
- What that thing falling from sky? Look like big bom...
- Lets make crappy stereo and cars.
- Lets make really good stereo and create new technology like tape/CD/HDTV. Also... really good car.
- Tehehehehehe... I'm Japanese girl.
- BACKSTEET BOYS!!
- Crazy game show.

/end scene
(preach, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:52, closed)

Oooh,
Brazil!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:58, closed)

Tough one...
- HAPPY 1500! I like living in this rainforest. Loads to eat here. What is that floating in the sea? Looks like a boat full of Portuguese sailors. AHOY THERE!
- Lets have a king.
- Lets not.
- Lets throw a party every year where women get their tops off! Yay!
- We're actually quite good at this soccer thing! Lets practice some more.
- What have you done?? My God thats... SEXY! Man that must have hurt. Jeez I can actually see your... Ha... it DOES actually look like sideways lips. Pedro was right!
- Another world cup? Great. No no I'm delighted. Its just... well... you think we should let someone else win it?
- Oil you say? Right off our coast? In one of the biggest oil crisis ever? What are the chances. Lets party and get women to show us their funbags. Ole!
(preach, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:12, closed)

Russia?
Or Mexico, your choice!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:17, closed)

Equatorial Guinea
Uzbekistan

Socotra Island
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:21, closed)

I can do Scotland
We hate the English
We hate the English
We hate the English
We hate the English
We hate the English
We hate the English
We hate the English
We hate the English
We hate the English
We hate the English
etc
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:20, closed)

You forgot
Fight against the Scots

it comes in twice, once after 'We hate the English' and the second time is just before 'We hate the English'
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:23, closed)