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Freddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."

My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.

What stuff do you think is common?

(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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Another one that's just come back to me
A couple of years back I was standing (with a friend) outside a doctor's surgery in a small, fairly pleasant town near where I live, when out of nowhere comes a boy of about 4 or 5. He runs up to the wall of the surgery (right next to the automatic doors) and shouts over his shoulder "Here, mummy?"

"Yes dear".

He then whips out his cock and starts pissing against the wall. The surgery toilets were just inside the door, and clearly visible from the street. He then spins around, cock in hand, still pissing, and sprinkles the ground around him in a widening circle of piss, as me and my friend look on in horror (while retreating from the ever-growing piss puddle).

He finishes, grins, runs back to his (proud) mother, and leaves.

P.S. I should add that this wasn't night time or something. This was in the middle of the day, during the school holidays.


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(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:14, 1 reply)
my perceptions have obviously shifted ...
... since being in China for a while, because while that IS disgusting and should in no way be allowed, here it's just *worse* ... the kids have trousers with a slit manufactured into them, to facilitate easy pissing (and one would assume laying cables) just about wherever and whenever the child needs to go. sometimes it's as gross as the kid squatting down and pissing on the pavement, right NEXT TO grass. make the kid go on the grass, idiots! it's not great but it's better, right? tossers.

oh and on the bus the other day some mother had her kid on her lap and he was asleep and his cock was hanging out of the slit. she clearly knew and yet she did nothing to put it away ... fucking weird.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:11, closed)

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