Common
Freddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
Freddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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For starters.....
1. Tramp-stamps, slag-tags, whatever.
2. People who say "whatever" when you are trying to have an argument with them (especially if they nod their head from side to side whilst saying it).
3. Young, and not so young, ladies who show off acres of Gunt. It's not a muffin-top, that's far too benign a phrase, it's your GUNT love, now put it away.
4. Women who pretend they like to drink from the furry chalice when they have had a drinkie or two in the vain hope of making themselves irresistible to all men in the room. Especially when they actually have NO leanings that way and when, a short while later, they find themselves inches away from a gaping axe-wound and suddenly decide it's not funny any more and they want to go home.
5. Football tops. It's like wearing a hi-viz top from the local secure unit, all it does is identify you to all sundry as a complete twat. (Actually, that might be not so bad, at least you can avoid them)
6. Blokes who are seemingly unable to tuck their shirts in. It's not difficult (so says my Mummy as she does mine for me)
There'll be more...........
( , Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:33, 6 replies)
1. Tramp-stamps, slag-tags, whatever.
2. People who say "whatever" when you are trying to have an argument with them (especially if they nod their head from side to side whilst saying it).
3. Young, and not so young, ladies who show off acres of Gunt. It's not a muffin-top, that's far too benign a phrase, it's your GUNT love, now put it away.
4. Women who pretend they like to drink from the furry chalice when they have had a drinkie or two in the vain hope of making themselves irresistible to all men in the room. Especially when they actually have NO leanings that way and when, a short while later, they find themselves inches away from a gaping axe-wound and suddenly decide it's not funny any more and they want to go home.
5. Football tops. It's like wearing a hi-viz top from the local secure unit, all it does is identify you to all sundry as a complete twat. (Actually, that might be not so bad, at least you can avoid them)
6. Blokes who are seemingly unable to tuck their shirts in. It's not difficult (so says my Mummy as she does mine for me)
There'll be more...........
( , Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:33, 6 replies)
Clicks for Gunt alone.
Couldn't agree more with 5. as well; hideous.
( , Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:53, closed)
Couldn't agree more with 5. as well; hideous.
( , Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:53, closed)
I couldn't agree with you more about #4.
Attention bi chicks irritate the hell out of me - you know, some of us have genuinely been confused in the past and so hate people who do it for the lulz. The last time I went out in Canterbury it all kicked off because one of the guys' girlfriends got off with one of the other guys' missus and he wasn't impressed.
( , Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:04, closed)
Attention bi chicks irritate the hell out of me - you know, some of us have genuinely been confused in the past and so hate people who do it for the lulz. The last time I went out in Canterbury it all kicked off because one of the guys' girlfriends got off with one of the other guys' missus and he wasn't impressed.
( , Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:04, closed)
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