I'm reading this as 'people enjoying themselves offends me'

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 20:54, 2 replies)

I'm reading this as
YOURMUMYOURMUMYOURMUMlololOLOLOlololololOLOLOLO!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!
( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:15, closed)

Is it because I'm autism?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:26, closed)

Did
you diagnose it yourself? Otherwise it doesn't count.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:51, closed)

Amorous Badger
Just about to post something similar. Over 35 shouldn't do xyz? Get stuffed.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 21:49, closed)

Damn straight.
I'm 33, am I likely to stop drinking till I fall over because it upsets some uptight nerd?

Fuck no, if anything, I'll send the missus over to sit on his knee.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 22:51, closed)

"Uptight nerd"?
Yep, that's me he he.

I'm 38 and 3 quarters and still wake up face down in a pool of my own puke (well, I think it was my own), despite many long years desperately trying to stay on the wagon and alas, always falling off in spectacular style. The last occasion found me on holiday, in Greece, doing just that, helping a stray cat lap it up just for added effect. (And fucking hell did I know about it for 2 days afterwards, the Hangover of Doom). Nothing to be proud of really, in fact, DEAD COMMON. I'm dreading watching "Britain's Most Common Scum on Hols Abroad" on ITV3 sometime next year because it may well feature me. I just hope I wasn't singing "Eng-er-lund, Eng-er-lund" before I collapsed. Now that really would be a bridge too far.

Incidentally, will your Mrs wear a skimpy top and then take offence when I look at her, proclaiming to the world "Eurgh, this dirty bastard's gawping at me tits"? Go on, please.
(Rsoles, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:46, closed)

No, in fact I say
Do What Thou Wilt....

The question was "what do you think is common?"
(Rsoles, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 12:33, closed)