Chewing and Spitting
Chewing gum - you are not a cow chewing the cud. Stop it. I do not expect to check in to 4/5 star hotel and be greeted by a fat fucking German woman masticating in my face. First impressions last and you never got my business again.
My boss, who I was also friends with had the error of her ways explained to her. I may have called her a pikey over a drunken business meal after she started chomping away at the table. No manners.
And guess what happens when they've finished with the gum? They fucking gob it out on the pavement for some poor bastard to tread in and then spend the morning scraping it off his shoe. Which brings me on to part two - spitting. Why? What makes you feel the need to hawk up phlegm all over the pavement? It's not big, hard, or clever it's disgusting, common, and pikey.
To the Chinese gentleman at Heathrow terminal two in the smoking area who was flicking his fag ash in one paper cup and coughing up greenies every 30 seconds in another, you sir are a dirty cunt. Some poor sod on minimum wage would have had to clear your vile smoking oyster soup away. It was bad enough just listening to the noise you were making let alone go near the stuff.
What the hell is wrong with people sometimes?
(Fucksticks, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:10, 6 replies)

Why do I get the feeling
This is bullshit? And not very funny bullshit at that.
(SirStromming, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:21, closed)

Eh?
Click ignore if you don't like it matey.
(Fucksticks, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:28, closed)

This QOTW...
...is likely to get a lot of rants! Funny is not a prerequisite to posting here, else we'd all be banned.

Oh, and I agree entirely over the whole spitting is disgusting bit, I heard it spreads TB... (clicks!)
(Not him., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:58, closed)

Deja Vu
I'm sure someone replied to one of your posts earlier with those very words.

Abused becomes the abuser and all that.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:35, closed)

masticating
I once saw a film where a bloke masticated onto a woman's face.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:28, closed)

that thing
of hocking up the phlegm then spitting disgustingly and noisily on the floor is unfortunately endemic in Chinese culture. It's totally normal there, and it's considered rude to blow your nose, and would be looked on in the same way as you regarded the spitting thing.
Just an FYI.
(jennymnemonic, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 3:50, closed)