Spitting on peoples cocks
I was standing at the urinal last week and the chap next to me turned to say something. As he did so a tiny globule of spit flew out of his mouth and landed on the end of my cock.

I thought this was bad manners.

Edit: Not the band.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:22, 5 replies)

By the rules of the school-yard he indirectly gave you a blow job.
(Vikingheadache, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:24, closed)

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Ooh good I can add that to my tally.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:31, closed)

not only that...
as you were both pissing - a fine mist of vaporised urine would have risen up to your face (as it would be body temperature it would rise in the cooler surrounding air)

Some of this vapour would have been inhaled - which you would have been able to smell, along with any odours from his penis, for example, smegma of traces of semen - the olfactory receptor neurons located in the olfactory mucosa of the upper parts of the nasal cavity would have sorted this out for you.

Some of it would also have been swallowed.

So - you went into a public lavatory. Some guy spat on your cock, you sniffed his knobcheese then you pissed in each others faces - some of which you both swallowed.

just saying like.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:03, closed)

eeewwwwww!

( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:14, closed)

oh yeah
Not only did he give you a blowjob but anyone ELSE he gave a blowjob to is now part of your purple helmetted spittle collector.

He didn't offer to wipe it off after did he?

the dirty beggar
(Lurkaloid awarded wanking black belt on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:43, closed)