What really grinds my gears!
Ok, I was born in Scotland, grew up in Essex and I now live in Milton Keynes. I know that sounds pretty bad but this is not about me! (I have a great phone voice!)

My relatives are mostly from uuuupppppp nnnooorrrthhh and the thing that really bothers me is northeners that say "boccle" instead of "bottle". At first I thought it was a form of baby talk as the offender has a young child but I then realised they ACTAULLY SAID "BOCCLE" INSTEAD OF "BOTTLE". Come on, you can't help the way you look but you can at least pronounce your t's proper!!!

Sorry Aunt Jane, love the camel toe, it really works with the white Matalan cropped cargo's and fading magaluf tan.

That is all!

Ooohhh i feel so bad, it's the hormones, blame the hormones!
(ickledoozer last played ball-in-a-cup on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:35, 9 replies)

Is it common though?
Is it a common practice of the area or limited to your family? (in which case it is an eccentricity and something to be proud of). 'Tis a bit odd though.

On the other hand Milton Keynes? common as muck. I'd never for a minute actually own up to living in Great Linfor....

Ahh fucksocks.
(Leonard Hatred briefly did some work on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:32, closed)

I don't think so...
It's definitely not limited to just this one person in my family (not a blood relative). I have seen northern males on tv (usually on those Britains Hardest Pubs shows) who also say "boccle". Also, Les Battersby played by Bruce Jones (another scumbag)from Coronation Street says it too!

As you can see this statement has been heavily researched!!

Life in MK is not too bad if you like estate after estate of the exactly the same house, with front doors painted various colours for differentiation purposes!

But is does have one good thing, NEMESIS, that body popping group of Chav's!
(ickledoozer last played ball-in-a-cup on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:50, closed)

Here in Manchester
I work a "hospicul". Everyone from the OP clerks to the consultants call it as much.
(ScousersPet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:49, closed)

NNNNNnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........
.........ooooooooooooooooooooooo!

That is so awful, I just want to drown people that say words like that!
(ickledoozer last played ball-in-a-cup on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 8:51, closed)

Fancy a brew
I'm putting the kekkle on.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:44, closed)

Would that be...
...an ickle boccle?
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:57, closed)

I have been thinking about the "boccle" thing so much that............
.............I actually said it by accident earlier, i felt sooooo common!
(ickledoozer last played ball-in-a-cup on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:42, closed)

Boccle.
It's a bit like people who say ickle instead of little..
(ice9, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:16, closed)

It's like people trying to be.......
......funny and failing miserably!!

Sorry, it was first thing when i wrote this and i was grumpy.

The Ickle in my nickname was inherited so I am not to blame!
(ickledoozer last played ball-in-a-cup on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:28, closed)