I have resisted very strongly to post........
......That i wish to register a complaint
And then C&P the entire Monty Python Dead Parrot Sketch

Can I just complain instead that Cheese & Onion crisp packets should be green.
Not blue, that colour of course is traditionally reserved for Salt & Vinegar
Whoever decided to reverse the colours needs to be taken somewhere private and have their sensitive bits doused in industrial strength crisp flavouring.
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:17, 10 replies)

YES!
what the fuck were they thinking?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:20, closed)

I wholeheartedly agree..
Also, I think Adam and Joe may have covered this in one of their old programmes?
I'm too lazy to find the link, mind..
( MademoiselleDave is drunk and on the internet again on, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:23, closed)

and Harry Hill in an advert
for a bank, I think
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:26, closed)

I missed Adam & Joe & Harry Hills take on this
So as such can not remark upon it

( although i have a sneaking affection for all 3 of them )
Specially if they are on my crisp flavour wavelength, bless em
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:32, closed)

I get a huge feeling of disappointment
when I take a green packet of, a suspected, Cheese & Onion variety crisps out the multi-pack only to have my tongue accosted by a massively exaggerated salt flavour.
(Rubber Fish is waiting, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 0:42, closed)

Well in Australia purple is salt and vinegar, blue is plain, yellow is cheese and onion, brown is barbecue and there is no such flavour as 'prawn cocktail'.
(kenzillion, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 1:29, closed)

Which is the tip of the iceberg as far as Australian snack food goes...
Apart from those honey-soy crisps. They're ok.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 4 Sep 2010, 1:56, closed)

If it makes you feel better,
Perhaps it's pining for the fjords?
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 8:50, closed)

hell yes.
i'm sure it was walkers that did it. bastards!
(unciebana It's good, but it's not right., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 20:02, closed)

YES!!
It was Walkers. Every other crisp maker on the planet* had green for Cheese and Onion and blue for Sowt and Viggerwigger, some mentalist decided to swap it around and change the whole course of history. Wankers.





*Except, apparently, the fucking Australians.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 22:17, closed)