dear cat
re: our sleeping arrangement

my letter concerns our current sleeping arrangement. as you may well know, the bed is a 3/4 size bed but as i am only 5"7 and weight 120 pounds and you are probably about 2"0 and 10 pounds (guesses, i doubt you'd let me measure you), there is more than adequate space for the both of us. be that as it may, you have chosen to occupy a particularly uncomfortable place on the bed - that would be my chest. on several occasions, i have attempted to remove you and you have expressed your displeasure by jumping off the bed and scuttling around (loudly i might add) in the storage space underneath.

either kindly find another place on the bed or return to the yard. i would like to remind you that i am the one paying £300 per month for the room, not you.

yours sincerely
(ladyintheradiator, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:07, 5 replies)

Pussy on tits could be the next blog.tv meme

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:17, closed)

Don't you have a wheely bin?

(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:34, closed)

My cat does this.
It's either on my chest or just above my head, on the pillow.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:46, closed)

Children
Try sleeping with a child in your bed.







Not like that, perverts.
(langers, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:17, closed)

Dear owner...
What?

Signed

The cat.
(SatchmoR No, mummy, don't put knitting needles in my ears!, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:39, closed)