ComplainingI like writing letters of complaint to companies containing the words "premier league muppetry", if only to give the poor office workers a good laugh on an otherwise dull day. Have you ever complained? Did it work?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:16)
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dear catre: our sleeping arrangement
my letter concerns our current sleeping arrangement. as you may well know, the bed is a 3/4 size bed but as i am only 5"7 and weight 120 pounds and you are probably about 2"0 and 10 pounds (guesses, i doubt you'd let me measure you), there is more than adequate space for the both of us. be that as it may, you have chosen to occupy a particularly uncomfortable place on the bed - that would be my chest. on several occasions, i have attempted to remove you and you have expressed your displeasure by jumping off the bed and scuttling around (loudly i might add) in the storage space underneath.
either kindly find another place on the bed or return to the yard. i would like to remind you that i am the one paying £300 per month for the room, not you.
yours sincerely
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:07, 5 replies)
Don't you have a wheely bin?(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:34, closed)
My cat does this.It's either on my chest or just above my head, on the pillow.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:46, closed)
ChildrenTry sleeping with a child in your bed.
Not like that, perverts.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:17, closed)
Dear owner...What?
Signed
The cat.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:39, closed)
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