Forgive me Father, for I have sinned
It's at least fifteen years since my last confession and even then I used to make things up.

I told you I had nasty thoughts about my mother - that was true - I was young and I hated the world, especially when it took my Just 17 magazine away.

I didn't tell you about impure thoughts I was having about Matt DG because I watched him take his tracksuit off after playing rugby. I couldn't tell you Father because I knew you played for the other side and probably fancied him too.

I also didn't tell you that I hated Catherine who took Politics class with me - she was a bitch and wrote crap poetry which she showed to Fergal - our teacher. We called our teacher Fergal because he was Mr Sharkey and great fun - he took us to the pub on a daytrip up to Highgate Cemetery to see Karl Marx's grave and the Communist Reading Rooms. We saw Sting in the pub - he ignored us - git. I wore a see-through blouse because I wanted the boys (and Mr Sharkey)to fancy me and not that bitch Catherine.

Oh, and the final sin I'd like to be forgiven for is that of writing this entirely off the cuff and without properly thinking it through first. Sorry.

What's that?

Six Hail Marys and a Glory Be?

Thank you Father.

Amen.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:49, 7 replies)

damn you
!!
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:49, closed)

God looks favourably on the Righteous.
;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:58, closed)

Got any pics
I know, Soooo Wrong, but I couldn't help it. Forgive me?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:07, closed)

I truly wish I'd taken a photo
Matt's legs were wonderful.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:14, closed)

this see through blouse
part of a school uniform was it?

any pics?
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:30, closed)

No, it wasn't - we were allowed to wear home clothes for the trip
And no, sadly.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:38, closed)

I saw chicken lady push a chicken into some soup
or was it a broth?
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:14, closed)