Poor birdy
Quite a few years back, me and my mates were doing the usual shit(pissing about, griefing old people and such), when we seen a bird nest up a not so strong tree. After an hour of tree shaking one egg hatched and moved ever so closer to the edge and was about to fall off. As I was made to be the catcher, I stood chin up, arms stretched out. For those who haven't seen a fresh egg hatched at the age that I was I can assure you that it looked absolutley grotesque. It fell towards the floor with speed and everybody was shouting at me to catch it until I got a full glimpse of this mong bird.

"Errr fuck that I'm not catching it" I yelled

I moved my arms apart and connected with it full force with my foot and it splatted off a tree. Realising it's quick and bloody demise had to be covered up, we stuffed it in a cigarette box and buried that too. Despite the LOL's we had at the time, guilt took over and I cried when I went to bed.

Length? About 6 foot before it hit the tree.
(iLLmatic, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 14:56, 6 replies)

You
Utter
cunt

Seriously
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:12, closed)

Forget catwoman folks,
This is one up on that at least.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:14, closed)

LOLOL
You fucking shit cunt.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:17, closed)

hahahaha
"Mong bird"
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:20, closed)

That is absolutely hilarious
you utter cunt
(TheColonel, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:58, closed)

If I'm reading this right, he didn't cause the bird to fall out of the tree - the claim seems to be he caused it to hatch, and it fell out by itself. In which case, his crime is being too squeamish to touch something manky, rather than deliberately killing the critter.

Cunt? Bit much, ain't it?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 17:24, closed)