Actual confession
Contrary to popular opinion, I quite like the blacks, the hard-working ones especially, and I do think that we in the West are obliged to help Africa with aid because we're responsible for all the terrible things that are happening down there.

BUT

Once, while being served at some restaurant by a 'gentleman of colour', and being quite thirsty, I told him not to be 'niggardly' with the port. He didn't get the joke! Oopsie!
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 18:49, 18 replies)

we're responsible for all the terrible things that are happening down there.
explain?
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 19:52, closed)

War, famine, pestilence and what-not.
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 20:11, closed)

my farts are the cause of all three

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 20:52, closed)

I see
I humbly apologise for making muslims kill christians, the rain not falling in Ethiopia and the fact that mosquitos spread malaria.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 6:50, closed)

Oh come on now, we all have to do our bit!
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 15:19, closed)

What joke to get?
Niggardly isn't, nor has it ever been, a racist term.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 20:36, closed)

I'va always loved the word,
never had the balls to use it.
( Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 21:11, closed)

It's a perfectly lovely word in it's own right. Just like 'gay' or 'faggot'.
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 1:40, closed)

A black guy working?
Pfffffft. Where's your accord, you had to be doing MASSIVE DRUGS to think you saw a black guy working...
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 20:51, closed)

I had crashed the Accord while being blown by supermodel twins so it was only the Maserati I had parked outside. Plus, coloureds have a long and proud history of working, though not all of it volutary ...
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 21:46, closed)

never is it voluntary
Unless it involves running...from the scene of the crime.
Or the Olympics.
Or if you yell the N-word while they're playing basketball in the projects.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 22:23, closed)

Now then, now then. That's actually racist. At least some of them have jobs.
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 1:37, closed)

'obliged'? Nah. It's something we should do, not something we have to.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 1:07, closed)

I do believe it's called the White Man's Burden. Though some of the womenfolk might like to do their bit - White Person's Burden then.
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 1:39, closed)

Haha
I love the fact you're trying to be all PC and non-sexist, while proudly flaunting your obvious racist streak.

Good job
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 10:59, closed)

I'm just like any other do-gooder, like Lord Geldof and The Bono!
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 15:20, closed)

This is possibly the one and only time I'll stick up for Bono
By pointing out that while you're certainly as much of a cretin as he is, you've got the edge on the 'comedy' racism.
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 15:27, closed)

Yup, the kind of edgy comedy only white people can do!
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:27, closed)