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(, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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My washing machine has a setting labelled "coloureds". Is it racist?
is the basic premise of the email I've just fired off to Hotpoint in an alcohol-fuelled air of mischief.
(, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 22:12, 8 replies)
That'll get them
in a spin
(, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 22:23, closed)
its only rascist
If it has another setting that's says "whites only."
Otherwise it's an equal opportunity washing machine.
In which case, she'll bang black guys and is not to be trusted, divorce her.
(, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 22:26, closed)
arse, I forgot to mention the 'whites only' bit

(, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 22:28, closed)
equal but separate?

(, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 10:27, closed)
You should always wash dark colours seperately..
..apparently. It does sound like an apartheid wash though.
(, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 22:36, closed)
!
I don't know about racist, but it certainly is lazy. I never machine wash my ni.. Africans. I hose them down in the yard. It wastes less water (which would otherwise just go down the drain) and is thus far more PC in today's conscientious world.
(, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 5:56, closed)
i use a product called
colour catcher by Dylon, just in case they mix. I like to think of it as an approved aparthied era anti miscegenation device.
Tee Hee, me and my comedy racist thinking!
(, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 9:45, closed)

should probably be non whites only.
(, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:39, closed)

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