
What's your favourite one that you almost believe? And why? We're popping on our tinfoil hats and very much looking forward to your answers. (Thanks to Shezam for this suggestion.)
( , Thu 1 Dec 2011, 13:47)
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Not much of a conspiracy there, we all do it. Right, guys?
Guys?
( , Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:33, closed)

And they're connoisseurs, which makes it worse. They only like the newest socks and, forever in quest of new taste sensations, they will only ever devour a single member of a pair, before moving on to pastures new.
Personally I blame the juze/feminazis/islamists/forriners/world bankers.
( , Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:34, closed)

I suggest you perform regular sock audits; you'll be surprised by just how many complete pairs and how few singletons there are.
( , Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:47, closed)

accept pairing socks is a waste of time and just grab 2 similar socks every morning.
( , Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:54, closed)

It only gets irritating when you have special socks that get lost, like hiking socks or gym socks.
( , Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:58, closed)

( , Fri 2 Dec 2011, 11:58, closed)

You can buy socks that come in multipacks, where each pair is a bit different. For example, a 7 pack of black socks, all with different coloured trim.
You wear the socks, and when you take a pair off, pair them up before you put them in the laundry basket. When you put them in the machine, just unpair them. When they come out of the machine, THERE WILL BE 2 SOCKS. THIS ISN'T FUCKING DIFFICULT YOU MONGS.
( , Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:09, closed)

The cow.
( , Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:42, closed)

Simply buy all black socks, of the same type, the end.
Then, bang them in the wash, dry them, and pick two (2) - hey presto! A matching pair of socks!
6. Profit!
( , Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:28, closed)

You crazy fool.
( , Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:45, closed)

( , Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:30, closed)

Individual socks go through a space-time wormhole to to the planet Hosier where one-legged mono-pod Hosiens wear them.
( , Fri 2 Dec 2011, 12:19, closed)

they are the larval form of the coat hanger.
just above the bit about ratchet screwdriver fruit.
( , Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:25, closed)
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