A persistent one...
"Glasgow City Council have a super-secret covert spy CCTV vehicle that they use to track people going to football matches and things!"

Well, yeah, they *do* do that, except a bloody great Sprinter van with a 30' pneumatic mast with a camera on top, high-vis vinyl graphics on the sides and "GCSS CONTROL POINT" and "CCTV VEHICLE" in foot high letters on the front and back isn't what I'd call massively covert or secret.
(gordonjcp, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:39, 11 replies)

To be fair.
This assumes that most fans can read.
(speedevil, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:06, closed)

/\ what the slow one said/\
but adding further that this is after all Scotland you are talking about and being what and where it is and its history of men with half blue faces or was that just to piss of Celtic fans the chances of any of the heather sniffers even figuring out what day it is is a wonder to behold
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:50, closed)

I beg your pardon?

(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 12:58, closed)

/\ thats ok just dont do it again /\

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:15, closed)

that's just the decoy van

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 20:19, closed)

It's a double bluff.
The van's just a catering truck with some some shiny stuff tacked on to make the fans think they're und surveillance and are therefore tricked into behaving. How's THAT for a conspiracy theory?
( Hunter Stockton was murdered by a bicycle wielding axolotl,.,.,.,., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 20:30, closed)

Admittedly Glaswegians are all nuttier than a Harrods Christmas pudding?
CCTV vehicle?

I would have a fucking tank to keep the peace.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 8:48, closed)

To be fair, that's pretty subtle for Glasgow....

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:39, closed)

also to be fair...
...it's more subtle than the "non-ira singers and players" that invariably inhabit the london road every other saturday.

or (in a clarkson like attempt to balance) the orange flavours of paisley road...
(NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:43, closed)

makes my piss boil
constant disruption because of these drunken sectarian fools
(gordonjcp, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 14:22, closed)

I bet everyone's too drunk to notice though

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:20, closed)