To go instantly off topic (sorry)
I think i saw the ultimate in reverse ostentation in delightful, lovely Basildon town centre, when there was a woman, fag burning in one hand, glass of red wine sloshing round in the other, leaning over her babies pram outside Weatherspoon's in a T-Shirt proudly stating 'Who The Fuck Is Prada?'. At 11.30 in the morning.

Given her clearly alcoholic tendencies and the Essex fascination with appalling children names, I couldn't help but think that 'Prada' may well be the name of the child in the pram and that the bit of the shirt I couldn't see actually said '...'s Dad?'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:30, 4 replies)

I want a glass of red win!

(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:53, closed)

Heh...
So wrong...but so funny :)

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( snee held his breath since, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:36, closed)

Have a
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(Thebigfella, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:31, closed)

I once saw
a family walking through town, mum, dad, child walking, child in a push chair.
Dad was pushing the push chair.
Mum was white, dad was white older child was white. Child in the push chair was mixed race.
Dad was wearing a t-shirt saying Who's The Daddy?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:14, closed)