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( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:53, 5 replies)

Unless the beach is pristine white sand and you’re enjoying cardiovascular exercise whilst extremely sunburnt, I’m not seeing the picture.
( Dervel OTBC, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:11, closed)

Strewth mate, you really are a fat wanker, I feel sorry for the locals.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:54, closed)

Ah..
Rory..

Still obsessed about wanking....

As an aside - could we, perhaps, see a picture of you?

Thought not.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:58, closed)

You're not on your usual teenage messageboard now legless, I'm too old to be groomed
I ain't no fat middle aged spastic, which I'm sure the internet is thankful for.

Cheers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:22, closed)

OOOH GO INTERNET WARRIOR GO, FIGHT etc.

For the record Legless, as a fellow Geordie, can I just say how glad I was that you smartened yourself up for the photo. I'm possibly the only person with a passport photo with a roll-up behind my ear*

*may not be strictly true but it made me laugh as I typed it.
(thenumber18, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:23, closed)

haha

( WormuIus, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:19, closed)

Hulk out rory.*
*You cunt.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:47, closed)

^^ Arf ^^
The toothless lyon roars again....
( Trollman, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 17:49, closed)

The best nipple shot I've seen all day!

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:14, closed)

The nipples
Caught my imagination too
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 18:48, closed)

caught my imagination turned me on
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:11, closed)

and you clearly have legs
Lying fuck
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:39, closed)

Busted!

( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 23:27, closed)

but if not for the socks and shoes, they would have blended in with the wall behind you.

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 3:17, closed)

I May Be
the whitest whiteman in the world.....
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 9:23, closed)

Ok
this is why I love you, Legless.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 2:08, closed)