This reminds me of an episode of Charlie & Lola.
But that's not why I don't believe it.
It's the toffee hammer. Who in the world owns a toffee hammer?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 20:52, 5 replies)

My Nan did.
And I'm fairly sure my parents still do actually.

Also, good to see you back to being a cunt again, it's been ages since I've been able to call you that. It was getting far too cosy for my liking.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 21:35, closed)

You make your own toffee, then?
I've only ever seen it sold pre-broken.

Questioning another's production/consumption of melted sugar is the height of cuntishness, in my book. It's a very sticky book.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:42, closed)

I bet that's not the only sticky book you own either.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:55, closed)

Fnar!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 20:07, closed)

Thorntons
They used to do you a slab of soon-to-be-pulling-out-your-fillings toffee and it came with a hammer.
( AWPS, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:27, closed)

I think Peter Sutcliff had one.
How else would he smash fuck out of his toffee?
(Figmaus, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:17, closed)

I think I've got one
no idea why.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 22:56, closed)

They used to come 'free' with the trays of toffee from MCowens, I think.
I had one somewhere as well back in the 80s.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:10, closed)

everyone has a toffee hammer somewhere
from the old days of massive blocks of toffee
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:35, closed)