Conspicuous ConsumptionHave you ever been photographed sat on a balcony eating a croissant; or wallowed in luxury just for the sake of it? What's the most ostentatious thing you ever seen or done?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 13:18)
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I got a £20 M&S voucher for xmas bonusI was working in a factory at the time and this was our big xmas bonus....
Instead of buying some socks/boxers/random shite, I bought a whole duck pancake kit and a bottle of wine. Took them home thinking my family would want in, and I for once could be Big Provider.
There had been some kind of squabble and the huffy fuckers didnt want any so I ate the whole thing with a few glasses of wine then toddled off to the pub, full of ducky goodness.
When I mentioned why I didnt fancy a quick maccy d's pit stop the group looked at me agog at what I had consumed as a beer-sponge
I did feel a bit sick afterwards
(, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:08, 1 reply)
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