Instant coffee is fucking shit.
It really doesn't matter how you measure it, as the resulting drink will still bear no resemblance to coffee anyway, so who gives a fuck.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:19, 3 replies)

I think perhaps this QOTW will teach us that compromise
is essential to a calm existence.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:13, closed)

when I don't have access to a £4000 Heston Bluminheck's espresso machine**
ie work I don't really have a choice however that Azera stuff with the orange lid is not to shabby


** I borrowed one off Liemallow
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:18, closed)

Get yourself a Bodum Travel Press.
Everyone in the office envies my coffee.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:26, closed)

^this^
If you only have access to hot water, use a press. At home use a stove top espresso maker. I don't see the need to ever have instant.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:32, closed)

I use a cafetiere at work and a stove top at home. there really is no excuse for shit coffee.

( Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 20:13, closed)

I have a jura at home. and a stove top always burns the oils and sluts who use stove tops never clean them properly and again the oils give a stale unpleasant sour flavour. TBH I prefer instant when confronted by people who think a stove top is good. Buy
an aero press if you want cheap.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 20:46, closed)

^ cunt

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 20:47, closed)

If you haven't got
a copper briki then
you might as well fuck off now.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 21:49, closed)

Why don't you fuck off back to Muslimland?

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 22:04, closed)

'Cos I got mine in Greece you tit.
That shouldn't be too unorthodox.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 12:36, closed)

I have. I keep slugs and snails in it. they don't like it.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 22:49, closed)

^ A true fact
Set the Delta to come on 5 minutes before the alarm clock so I come down to a kitchen smelling of coffee and a jug ready. Stove top perc for intense café solo, cafetiere for a more rounded intensity and another one to take to Travel Inn and Premier Lodge for proper coffee when I wake up. Oh, and a Tassimo for when people come round who don't know the difference.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 21:59, closed)

cafetiere to put chopped liver and milk into for a super posh wank to stop you crying like a home sick boarder whilst staying in shit hotels and too frightened to get a good whore

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 22:46, closed)