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Peej writes, "My mate Tony's dad used to weigh the breakfast cereal in the morning to make sure everybody got an equal amount and the pack provided the exact amount of servings advertised on the packet. I learned from this that the recommended serving size on a cereal packet isn't enough to feed a sparrow."

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(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:57)
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Instant coffee is fucking shit.
It really doesn't matter how you measure it, as the resulting drink will still bear no resemblance to coffee anyway, so who gives a fuck.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:19, 3 replies)
I think perhaps this QOTW will teach us that compromise
is essential to a calm existence.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:13, closed)
when I don't have access to a £4000 Heston Bluminheck's espresso machine**
ie work I don't really have a choice however that Azera stuff with the orange lid is not to shabby

** I borrowed one off Liemallow
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:18, closed)
Get yourself a Bodum Travel Press.
Everyone in the office envies my coffee.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 16:26, closed)
If you only have access to hot water, use a press. At home use a stove top espresso maker. I don't see the need to ever have instant.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 17:32, closed)
I use a cafetiere at work and a stove top at home. there really is no excuse for shit coffee.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 20:13, closed)
I have a jura at home. and a stove top always burns the oils and sluts who use stove tops never clean them properly and again the oils give a stale unpleasant sour flavour. TBH I prefer instant when confronted by people who think a stove top is good. Buy
an aero press if you want cheap.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 20:46, closed)
^ cunt

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 20:47, closed)
If you haven't got
a copper briki then
you might as well fuck off now.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 21:49, closed)
Why don't you fuck off back to Muslimland?

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 22:04, closed)
'Cos I got mine in Greece you tit.
That shouldn't be too unorthodox.
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 12:36, closed)
I have. I keep slugs and snails in it. they don't like it.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 22:49, closed)
^ A true fact
Set the Delta to come on 5 minutes before the alarm clock so I come down to a kitchen smelling of coffee and a jug ready. Stove top perc for intense café solo, cafetiere for a more rounded intensity and another one to take to Travel Inn and Premier Lodge for proper coffee when I wake up. Oh, and a Tassimo for when people come round who don't know the difference.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 21:59, closed)
cafetiere to put chopped liver and milk into for a super posh wank to stop you crying like a home sick boarder whilst staying in shit hotels and too frightened to get a good whore

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