Mark Chapman did the world a favour. Imagine? Imagine if Lennon had lived.
All those cunts that worship Lennon don't ever bother to stop and think what it would have been like if he had.
And I don't mean hilariously crippled like Superman, I mean if he hadn't been shot AT ALL.
It'd be TWICE as bad as it is now with Paul McFucknutCarthy.
He'd be advertising shit all the time like Johnny Rotten with his butter and Iggy CUNTING Pop with his fucking car insurance. And you KNOW there'd be xmas records. Oh fuck, just thinking about the xmas records he'd release makes me want to PUKE. Just imagine it, an xmas record EVERY FUCKING YEAR, like Cliff fuck-knuckle Richard, only WORSE. because he'd have to have his ghastly harridan of a wifebeast wailing along in the background on them all too.
Mark Chapman should have been given a fucking MEDAL for sparing us all that.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 25 Apr 2013, 22:16, 18 replies)

Lennon was a colossal, grade-A wanker.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 22:24, closed)

Say what you like about Lennon, but his heart was in the right place.
_{Chapman was relying on it, in fact.}
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 22:36, closed)

Arf!

( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 1:12, closed)

He might have had a couple of good years doing voiceovers for Postman Pat, or something.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 22:27, closed)

This ^

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 22:32, closed)

yes!

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 22:33, closed)

I like The Frog Chorus

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 23:11, closed)

Yeah The LOVELY woofcot, it IS fun bokking frisboy over the head to the tune of that so that you go BOK BOK BOK
and he responds with Ow Aaaoow!
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 25 Apr 2013, 23:27, closed)

^This. HARD.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Apr 2013, 0:18, closed)

I dunno so much
Your post made me glee but had he lived, no doubt he would have shown himself to be the wanker he was.

The trouble is that after his murder, he was more or less beatified by so many.

His singing was so bloody whiny and I think "Imagine" was the biggest load of tosh.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 1:11, closed)

It's ok. I never said this a full 6 minutes before Stuj.
I don't need any kind of acknowledgement. It's fine.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 1:26, closed)

LA LA LA CAN'T HEAR YOU

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 1:33, closed)

*Cwtches*
I'll make it up to you babes
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 26 Apr 2013, 1:50, closed)

BEATLIFIED MORE LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!
!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:22, closed)

But it made such a fine ending to "The Killing Fields"

(McChinaman banned, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 9:39, closed)