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A couple of years ago, I was at a mate's funeral. It wasn't a happy occasion; he'd hit a tree, and because he was divorced and his firm kept no records of his ex or kids, they hadn't got to his bedside while he was still conscious.

So far, so bummer.

But: someone had brought his satnav in, as Grimsby Crem is noted for scrotes doing cars during services. Just before his son got up to the reading, a disembodied voice said "You have reached your destination".
Dead silence, followed by muffled snorts from half the congregation.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Thu 12 May 2011, 20:37, 11 replies)

Winner!
*click*
( Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:10, closed)

Classic!! *click!*
( Vambo, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:33, closed)

Click...
And win.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 12 May 2011, 22:51, closed)

click
epic
(salty_peters, Thu 12 May 2011, 23:40, closed)

I hope I go that way.
Assuming the device knows the way to Hull, that is...
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:38, closed)

*Clicks*

( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:46, closed)

Hahaha

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Fri 13 May 2011, 12:02, closed)

Awesome
I *so* fucking want that to happen at my funeral
(ceeej, Fri 13 May 2011, 19:17, closed)

I would piss myself
if this happened at my funeral:)

Although given i'd be dead i'd already have done so - oh you know what i mean
( ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Mon 16 May 2011, 23:01, closed)

I
lol'd.

And click'd.
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Tue 17 May 2011, 12:51, closed)

Before the topic closes:
Here's a link to Andy's obit, in the newsletter of the .org I help run: www.pdafund.org/news.html, low down on the right. Brilliant bloke and a sad loss to not just his friends and family but St Johns Ambulance, where he was made a Serving Brother, something they don't hand out with the milk.

Sleep well mate, you earned it.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:23, closed)