Oh dear. I dun a woopsie...
I was doing a software pitch to a room full of around 20 senior execs from Legal and General. It was in their conference suite, and there was a sliding partition wall between us and the next room, where I could hear a computerised voice which was putting me off my stride. Sounded like they were playing around with some software. It put me off a bit mid sentence and I said, "sorry, I'm getting distracted, sounds like we've got a Dalek next door hahaha"

Long stony silence...

"Actually that is our Chairman, he has had throat cancer and uses a voice box"

We didn't win the contract.
( Three Dog Man, Fri 13 May 2011, 8:59, 9 replies)

hahahha
*click*
( Victor Meldrew, Fri 13 May 2011, 9:19, closed)

hahahahaha
am clicking this
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 May 2011, 10:50, closed)

Hahahahaha
I predict this will win.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:27, closed)

Best cringe story in ages.

(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:39, closed)

oh my god.
thats superb.
(hoogie Original Cunt Horse Author, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:35, closed)

Applauds and clicks

(Portnoy will never stop complaining, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:16, closed)

If this doesn't win
I blame Cybermen.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Fri 13 May 2011, 18:08, closed)

My dad has one of those.
He hated it at first - he said it made him feel like Darth Vadar.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 14 May 2011, 4:48, closed)

*click*
Definite winning potential here.
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:25, closed)