Conversation KillersThatNiceMan asks: Have you ever been talking with people down the pub when somebody throws such a complete curveball (Sample WTF moment: "I wonder what it's like to get bummed") that all talk is stopped dead? Tell us!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:53)
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Pubic groomingVisualise the scene, about 8 or 9 workmates of various sexes in the pub one Friday lunchtime. One of the girls started to talk about her up and coming wedding. Everyone was rapt as she talked about the cake, all the catering, the reception, who's attending etc and she finally got on to describe her wedding dress. "Oh" she said "that reminds me I must trim by bush".
Of course the other girls in the pub were gob-smacked and several pints of beer was expelled through noses and down shirts before the whole place erupted in laughter.
Apparently, she was talking about the tree outside her front door as she didn't want to snag her new wedding dress on it.
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Signify, Mon 16 May 2011, 21:06,
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Various sexes?Are there some that I don't know about?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:16,
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Yes......Yes there is.
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 17 May 2011, 10:36,
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awi thought it was public grooming
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