Pub Times..
*pop* first post so go easy....

There was a group of us down the pub Monday evening to celebrate a member of the groups birthday, nothing particually conversational stopping about that, as the beers flowed so did the banter, anyhoo I digress, the conversation got round to chatting to one of the barmaids, when I noticed that she looked like there was a bat in the cave... So I did what any normal person would do and attempted to diffuse the situation by privately informing her of the bat.

The earth shatteringly cringworthy conversation stopper was then announced to the whole pub at a volume that drown out a jet "Oh don't worry its not a bogey, its a skin tag"

There was a stunned silence for what seemed like hours, but was probably only seconds..
(_kg_ has finally come out of hiding, and is scared..., Wed 18 May 2011, 13:10, 9 replies)

bat? cave? what?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:12, closed)

bat cave?
i thought that was camel hoof related.... disappointed now
(a girl called harry, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:21, closed)

What the fuck is a skin tag?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 May 2011, 13:51, closed)

I think it's a type of bat?
I'm not sure.
( gone, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:45, closed)

obviously not everyone knows a bat in the cave
is bogey
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:43, closed)

I thought it was an Eagle?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:45, closed)

bogeys in her nose
Skin tag. It's a melanoma-orientated game of 'tags'

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tag_%28game%29

Everybody loses.
( elgordo, Wed 18 May 2011, 14:56, closed)

What a joker

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 18 May 2011, 15:13, closed)

and heres
me hopping that this was a reference to a massive brian blessed type mingefringe fighting its way out of her under crackers


oh the taste of disappointment is always sour
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 18 May 2011, 23:03, closed)