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We're bored of beans on toast. Pretend you're on Pinterest and share your cooking tips and recipes. Can't cook? Don't let that stop you telling us about the disastrous shit you've made.

(, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:56)
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Oh man, I made some food once.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:04, 9 replies)
LIES ON THE INTERNET!

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:08, closed)
Wait until Gonz sees the question. He'll have about 27000 supposedly "amazing" recipes to post.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:16, closed)
Don't be stupid.
They'll be 'armaysing' recipes.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:35, closed)
Also: I've seen Gonz's facebook feed. I've never seen anything he's cooked that didn't turn out brown, grey or brown and grey.
No wonder his guts resemble a particularly nasty and leaky sewage outflow pipe.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:37, closed)
He often asks people on OT for recipe suggestions.
People give them, he then critiques their suggestions and improves changes them, then moans about them afterwards. Twat.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 8:56, closed)
He cooked me some very nice burgers.
They *were* grey, mind.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:26, closed)
The photos he takes remind me of when I worked in a pub kitchen.
They look like the shit that came out of the grease trap the first time I cleaned it.
(, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:56, closed)
I need the secret to his doofinwars.

(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 12:48, closed)
Do you have a breadmaker?
I put DOOM cheat codes into mine, and now it shits out indestructible betamax tapes.
(, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:44, closed)

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