this reeks of living in a bedsit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:53, 2 replies)

That's odd, as I've never lived in a bedsit.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 9:54, closed)

and yet you live in a room in a shared house and piss down the sink that you generously describe as your en-suite
whilst making yourself yet another round of spaghetti bread

it's not like you have to lie about it online to hide the terrible truth from your mum
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:17, closed)

Have I ever described the bathroom as being 'en-suite'?
Search doesn't seem to think so. Also, I don't piss in the sink.

And yes, I do live in a shared house, it's a great place to live, I thoroughly enjoy it. I feel no need to lie about that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:26, closed)

it sounds just like popular television program 'friends', except set in a house in Congleton
and the supposed comedic element has been replaced with 'who's left shit up toilet again', 'why do people keep stealing my shit food from the fridge', 'I cleaned up the kitchen last month STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO', 'where's the post gone again with my new PIN number', 'why hasn't the gas bill been paid' ...
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:37, closed)

It sounds like you're having delusions again.
You really should go to the doctor about that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 10:45, closed)

Of course AA, you're the only pov to live in a brilliant bedsit in some grim backwards town and everything's totally amazing there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 11:01, closed)

Oh Rory...
A stench second only to the odor of foetid jism wafting like a miasma of self loathing from your lips dear chap.

Now why don't you fuck off back to your pit and get on with squatting naked in front of the mirror pretending that you're not just an utter waste of carbon.


There now.
Do you feel better because someone's paid attention to you ?
Who's a Good boy. Go and play with the crayons...

( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 13:47, closed)

have you thought about switching the internet off for a bit and going outside? it might help.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:16, closed)