I don't get the veggie-bashing either, most of the vegans I know are into body building and martial arts and could easily kick the shit out of most B3TA pasty geeks
I don't miss eating animal body parts and secretions at all.

As for tofu, cube it, stir in oil and soy sauce and bake it (gas mark 5) for 20-30 mins. Then use it in all sorts of things. It goes chewy, with a tasty skin.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 15:39, 2 replies)

www.b3ta.com/questions/cookbook/post1657735
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:40, closed)

'most of the vegans I know are into body building and martial arts and could easily kick the shit out of most B3TA pasty geeks'
This is possibly the most 'QOTW' thing I have ever read on here.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 1 Jul 2012, 16:56, closed)

I once thought like you, before my master took me under his wing and taught me the joys of soy and origami.
Concentration begins in the mind, and spreads to all the extremities of the body. You must use the language of the body, not the tongue! And the language of the body begins with raw, uncooked, organic vegetables. Just look at me, I could tear a phone-book in half with my bare toes!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 10:33, closed)