lies! on the internet!
if you really did just make a sandwich though, would you mind posting the recipe. i'm out of my mind with boredom and one more smug fucking recipe might just give me the impetus to jump overboard off this ship.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:05, 1 reply)

A picture of the sandwich would also be appreciated. Seeing pictures on here of blue biscuits and brown sludge is really making me want to cook. I want to see more.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:14, closed)

it really is the best qotw ever, isn't it.
i hope next week's is 'what is the correct way to make a cup of tea?'
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:46, closed)

I'm disappointed that Gonz hasn't posted any of his recipes.
As, in his own words, he is an "awesome chefologist".

However, I believe other people's words about his cooking tend to mention the word awful as opposed to awesome.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 16:56, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/cookbook/post1657753
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:17, closed)

and there are always odd combinations of lobster with -whatever-is-in-the-cupboard that make me feel a bit...off-kilter.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:09, closed)

no, in gonz's words he is an 'orrrsum cheffulujist'.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 18:09, closed)

That'd be a golden opportunity for tedious screen-filling "debates" and en-masse accusations of trolling.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:18, closed)

/\ just like you to spoil next weeks surprise/\
*huffs and sulks*
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 17:31, closed)