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We're bored of beans on toast. Pretend you're on Pinterest and share your cooking tips and recipes. Can't cook? Don't let that stop you telling us about the disastrous shit you've made.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:56)
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When all else fails,
combine corned beef with baked beans, heat, and serve with toast. Protein, fibre, and very filling. Cheap, too, and within the grasp of the most cack-handed chef.
My nan passed on this recipe, and she cooked for a living. She'd probably have served it to Gordon Ramsay, then kicked him in the balls for not finishing it.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:32, 9 replies)
We used to have corned beef mixed with potato, topped with a little cheese, served with baked beans
Corned beef hash done properly, none of this shite with cubed potatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:43, closed)
I confess,
that I do cube my spuds when making a hash.
Oh, the shame.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:50, closed)
Oh, the humanity!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 13:54, closed)
you forgot to put cheese on it
you godless fucking heathen.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 14:52, closed)
Cheese on beans on toast is wrong!
Brown sauce will have to do, or you can go hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 16:51, closed)
Are you sure she didn't?
He looks very much like a man who was solidly kicked in the balls for not finishing his beans.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:20, closed)
I do something similar
except different.

1. Cube corned beef and place in a deep pyrex dish along with a chopped onion and a tin of beans, all mixed together
2. Cover with mashed potatoes
3. Grate cheese over the spuds
4. Bake in the oven until the cheese is brown. The onion will have softened to just the right texture by then too.
5. Ignore the looks and just enjoy the awesome flavour
(ianisme, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:19, closed)
Lazy cottage pie.
I approve.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 14:57, closed)
Hmmm.
My nan passed on BECAUSE OF this recipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:58, closed)

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