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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:56)
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It's not illegal to run over a catand it'd just go to waste otherwise.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:31,
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It's criminal damage if the cat belongs to someone.Just saying.
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.Yeti., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:36,
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How would you know?Are you expected to search the blood-drenched pancake for microchips?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:41,
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Kebab shop employees have to keep an eye outevery time they carve off another layer, just in case one of the customers spots a dog collar or wedding ring before they do
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:48,
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Could be a novel way of proposing.Rather than at the bottom of a champagne glass, have your lady love find her susprise engagement ring ensconced in a fragrant oyster of mystery meat and garlic grease.
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.Yeti., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:56,
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"Darling, I'm not sure whether I love you or hate you,so I've given you a 50/50 chance of finding the ring and telling me how romantic I am, or choking to death."
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:02,
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mmmmmmmmmmm microchips!!
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