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This is a question Tragic Attempts at Being Cool

You say 'I'm cool, I'm no fool' but then you wind up dropping out of high school'. It was Melle Mel who said that, I swear down. THE Melle Mel, that's right.

This week's question is all about your tragic attempts to be cool (pictures welcome), or perhaps times when you've witnessed another's misguided attempt to be a hep-cat daddio. Share the shame, it might make you feel better.

(unknown, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 10:50)
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wait a minute!
The topic here is 'tragic attempts at being cool'.

One word: emvee.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:47, 13 replies)
Sorry m8
I managed to read a Martin Amis book long before I was 35

I didn't need a public school education to do it either
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 19:39, closed)
Read The Rachel Papers when I was 17 xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 20:58, closed)
We should turn this into a regular series
Did you discover Voltaire at 14? Dive into War and Peace when you were 19?

Seriously, this is pure gold
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 21:18, closed)
lol upset

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 21:35, closed)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Nov 2015, 14:31, closed)
I liked the one when they were on a break

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 21:48, closed)
I liked The One Where Chandler is Diagnosed With Stage 4 Pancreatic Cancer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 21:55, closed)
I liked the one where joey was raped in the blue oyster club

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 23:17, closed)
we ALL liked that one
Is that the one where Ross gets decapitated live on Al Jazeera?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Sun 8 Nov 2015, 10:45, closed)
Lymph Nodes baby!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sun 8 Nov 2015, 11:18, closed)
Watching Emvee and Dozer argue over who is the most cool
is a bit like watching 2 tramps fighting over a discarded bag of chips.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 Nov 2015, 9:42, closed)
If that's the argument we're having, I'll happily concede 100%
With his public school education and all the clever books he's read--which he'll happily tell you all about if you ask him--dozer's obviously the coolest.

I like Transformers and Warhammer 40K and zombies and that sort of stuff, which isn't cool at all, so I don't get to do the same kind of "cool" bragging and sneering that dozer does.

Not to mention that he signed up for a mortgage when he was 28, which just oozes coolness. At that age I was still living in and travelling across South America like some kind of square.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Nov 2015, 14:05, closed)
"arousing"?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 7:40, closed)

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