Corporate Idiocy
Comedian Al Murray recounts a run-in with industrial-scale stupidity: "Car insurance company rang, without having sent me a renewal letter, asking for money. Made them answer security questions." In the same vein, tell us your stories about pointless paperwork and corporate quarter-wits
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:13)
Comedian Al Murray recounts a run-in with industrial-scale stupidity: "Car insurance company rang, without having sent me a renewal letter, asking for money. Made them answer security questions." In the same vein, tell us your stories about pointless paperwork and corporate quarter-wits
( , Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:13)
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I have just received a letter from "St. James's place wealth management plc" inviting me to one of three free seminars/lunches held in a couple of VERY nice hotels as a way of telling me about ways to "shield my heirs against inheritance tax" and "secure my savings against inflation and taxation".*
I am 21 and a nearly penniless student. I really, really want to show up to the seminar, sleep through the talk and stuff myself at the meal. "Yeshh *munch munch* it's a *chomp* very interesting series of *drink drink drink* propositions. Maybe in fifty years". The only catch is that the talks are being held when I'm 400 miles away. Anyone in the Suffolk area want to go?
*My first thought was "pyramid scheme" and my dad's was "timeshare". As soon as my mum heard who had been writing to me, she couldn't stop laughing.
( , Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:50, 10 replies)
I have just received a letter from "St. James's place wealth management plc" inviting me to one of three free seminars/lunches held in a couple of VERY nice hotels as a way of telling me about ways to "shield my heirs against inheritance tax" and "secure my savings against inflation and taxation".*
I am 21 and a nearly penniless student. I really, really want to show up to the seminar, sleep through the talk and stuff myself at the meal. "Yeshh *munch munch* it's a *chomp* very interesting series of *drink drink drink* propositions. Maybe in fifty years". The only catch is that the talks are being held when I'm 400 miles away. Anyone in the Suffolk area want to go?
*My first thought was "pyramid scheme" and my dad's was "timeshare". As soon as my mum heard who had been writing to me, she couldn't stop laughing.
( , Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:50, 10 replies)
Heh!
Pretty sure my dad got a couple of free holidays from this sort of thing. Never bought anything, mind.
( , Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:30, closed)
Pretty sure my dad got a couple of free holidays from this sort of thing. Never bought anything, mind.
( , Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:30, closed)
Sounds like a good gig, your lot do like to chelp on about your taxes being used for other people's benefit.
( , Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:32, closed)
( , Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:32, closed)
I always wonder where people dig up
the mailing lists for these things.
I regularly get a letter from Jack Barclay, the Rolls Royce dealers, informing me of new models and inviting me to special presentations at their dealerships.
I drive a Vauxhall. The nearest I've ever got to a Roller is when I swapped a drive round Regents park in one for a go on my motorbike with a mate who was a chauffeur.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:59, closed)
the mailing lists for these things.
I regularly get a letter from Jack Barclay, the Rolls Royce dealers, informing me of new models and inviting me to special presentations at their dealerships.
I drive a Vauxhall. The nearest I've ever got to a Roller is when I swapped a drive round Regents park in one for a go on my motorbike with a mate who was a chauffeur.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:59, closed)
Not sure that its necessarily idiotic that a company that obtained your name, wouldnt also have your age.
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:19, closed)
st james place is a real company, it's not scam
they are very good, they're a really highly rated firm of financial advisers. I think Lloyds are the majority shareholders but they are FTSE 250 listed.
Of course, bollocks knows why they are contacting you. Unless you're named on some portfolio your parents have?
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:34, closed)
they are very good, they're a really highly rated firm of financial advisers. I think Lloyds are the majority shareholders but they are FTSE 250 listed.
Of course, bollocks knows why they are contacting you. Unless you're named on some portfolio your parents have?
( , Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:34, closed)
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