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Comedian Al Murray recounts a run-in with industrial-scale stupidity: "Car insurance company rang, without having sent me a renewal letter, asking for money. Made them answer security questions." In the same vein, tell us your stories about pointless paperwork and corporate quarter-wits

(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:13)
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Oh yes
I have just received a letter from "St. James's place wealth management plc" inviting me to one of three free seminars/lunches held in a couple of VERY nice hotels as a way of telling me about ways to "shield my heirs against inheritance tax" and "secure my savings against inflation and taxation".*

I am 21 and a nearly penniless student. I really, really want to show up to the seminar, sleep through the talk and stuff myself at the meal. "Yeshh *munch munch* it's a *chomp* very interesting series of *drink drink drink* propositions. Maybe in fifty years". The only catch is that the talks are being held when I'm 400 miles away. Anyone in the Suffolk area want to go?



*My first thought was "pyramid scheme" and my dad's was "timeshare". As soon as my mum heard who had been writing to me, she couldn't stop laughing.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:50, 10 replies)
Heh!
Pretty sure my dad got a couple of free holidays from this sort of thing. Never bought anything, mind.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:30, closed)
Whoop! Whoop!
Scam alert!
(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:31, closed)
Where are they then?
I can sleep through a seminar.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:38, closed)
Le Talbooth, Dedham, and The Swan, Lavenham.

(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 0:51, closed)
Sounds like a good gig, your lot do like to chelp on about your taxes being used for other people's benefit.

(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:32, closed)
Huh?
I'm a student. I don't pay (income) tax.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 0:54, closed)
Oh but you will.
Oh. But you will...
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:48, closed)
I always wonder where people dig up
the mailing lists for these things.

I regularly get a letter from Jack Barclay, the Rolls Royce dealers, informing me of new models and inviting me to special presentations at their dealerships.

I drive a Vauxhall. The nearest I've ever got to a Roller is when I swapped a drive round Regents park in one for a go on my motorbike with a mate who was a chauffeur.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:59, closed)

Not sure that its necessarily idiotic that a company that obtained your name, wouldnt also have your age.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:19, closed)
st james place is a real company, it's not scam
they are very good, they're a really highly rated firm of financial advisers. I think Lloyds are the majority shareholders but they are FTSE 250 listed.

Of course, bollocks knows why they are contacting you. Unless you're named on some portfolio your parents have?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:34, closed)

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