Comedian Al Murray recounts a run-in with industrial-scale stupidity: "Car insurance company rang, without having sent me a renewal letter, asking for money. Made them answer security questions." In the same vein, tell us your stories about pointless paperwork and corporate quarter-wits
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:13)
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Sky box only has a warranty of 12 months, and they usually only offer a 12 month contract on their deals.
My dads Sky box broke after 16 months, we were advised it would cost £150 for a new box. We refused. We asked if we could get another 12 months contract for a new box. They wouldnt offer.
So I asked to cancel, was put through to their 'cancelation department to 'cancel the account'
I explained my issue, and explained Virgin offer the same sort of deal and will replace any set top box that has a fault.
Man explains he can offer a replacement box, but this time it would be even better with HD and Sky plus at no extra cost....but only if we take out a new 12 month contract.
oooh, thats difficult. wasnt expecting that.
I agreed.
We also got Sky movies free for 2 months for staying with them.
What was the point in speaking to two people for one thing and spending 30 minutes wasting mine and their times in the process?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:54, 7 replies)
Everyone who threatens to cancel will end up being offered what they want (or something like it). Making you jump through a few hoops lets you feel like you got one over on them. You're happy, they have your money.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:46, closed)
Threaten to leave and you usually get what you want, unless you're Michael McIntyre
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 6:06, closed)
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:00, closed)
do this.
You're shit at it. You make Amorous Badger look witty and urbane.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:58, closed)
You can't put a price on that sort of thing.
Unless you read one of the many Sky brochuress that the postman brings you.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:00, closed)
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