Pointful "Fairholme" post.
There's this website, right? & this website has a thread that is solely dedicated to people going there to tell their stories, based upon a (supposedly arbitrary) topic each week.
A few years ago a creepy nobody from another country decided to spawn camp (google it you lazy cunts) in this thread. He sullied all of the regular posts with his inane drivel – but he could not take criticism; making out that the any comment other than a compliment was 'bullying' whilst making up shitty, pointless fantasy justifications that even B3tards couldn’t even ignore.
He turned all of his threads into a relentless small-minded bullying shit fight, with one-shot "hahahahaha" memes, that got played out ad-nauseum to the point of obsolescence. Yet still he carried on, using account after account, just not getting the message.

The pointless shit-flinging cretin made sure that he tried to be made the victim of the thread whilst threatening to inform posters' bosses of their 'crimes' & despite several bans, would continually whinge & moan to the mods in order to get whichever users he didn't like b&. So at least that's the part of this post that fits in with answering the question. Right?

End of the day? What was once a fairly interesting website has turned into a thread dominated by hundreds upon hundreds of replies to a small-dicked, weak-minded, prissy, wannabe story teller who is a glutton for punishment.
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 10:41, 30 replies)

Tsk. You're supposed to put some shitty pun about "roasting peas" at the start of this sort of post.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 10:47, closed)

( Zuowan, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 10:56, closed)

let's not mention that rob fairholme is a creepy paedo

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:00, closed)

But what about Reggie?
I'm at our SoftBall club's season launch and coaches/managers meeting as both a committee member and coach of my daughter's team.

A fellow committee member - I'll call him Reginald sidles up to me. I wouldn't say Reg is a mate per-se but we serve on a couple of committees together (PCYC and SoftBall), we've known each other since both our kids started school and we always have a long natter/argument at the PCYC Grounds Committee meetings (Fri. arvo shout at the pub after work).
He's one of those borderline aspy types who it seems frequently opens his mouth before his brain properly engages and applies a filter to what he's saying and how he's behaving in social situations.
Some of his past exploits include - jokingly calling the PCYC president a cunt during a funny situation at a meeting. When queried by the secretary if he really wanted to say that he affirmed it repeating that said bloke was a cunt and then laughing uproariously. Duly noted in the minutes...
At one of our Grounds Committee meetings I saw a former work-mate Ben, who happens to play prop for an A grade local club. After a bit of to-&-fro I tell Ben to "Get fucked you dumbshit" (a throwback to our days at work when we'd give each other shit at knockoff). Reg jumps in very aggressively and tells Ben "Yeah, FUCK OFF!!". I managed to intercede but not before Ben gave Reg a need to iron his lapels and probably check his undies.

So last night - I'm talking to Reg and he motions over to our (fairly well endowed) club secretary. "I'll never get tired of look at those tits." he says to me. In a voice easily loud enough for her to hear. And Reg's missus whom she happens to be speaking to at the time. And most of the rest of the hall.
I shake my head and Reg almost shouts "What? I'm a married man mate."
"Not for very much longer." I mumble as I wander off to get some more sushi and fresh lemon, lime and soda.
Length? I'd say she's a 33D and isn't afraid to open the buttons on her committee shirt enough to show off a bit of cleavage.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:21, closed)

the most worrying thing
Is that Rob Fairholme is a member of the board of governors of a primary school, even though he masturbates to pictures of young children.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 11:40, closed)

it's a good job he doesn't spend his nights bashing angrily into the internet
making his online creepy paedo footprint as big as possible
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:16, closed)

I heard that he spends his evenings making indecent images of children

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:31, closed)

Face it, he's trolled you all.
Some of you put up a better fight than others, but one by one you fell, like the miserable curs you are.
(RingoRules554, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:37, closed)

How many accounts do you have?

( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:50, closed)

More than you, as you are of no account, lol.
Don't fuck with me boy, I learned my zingers from the best.
(RingoRules554, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:05, closed)

Random page, from a random question of the week from 2006
www.b3ta.com/questions/unexpectedgoodfortune/page10/

As it was, so shall it ever be. There was no fabled golden age of wonderfully written, true stories echoing with comedy and pathos. It's been shit stories from the start.
( Kroney, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:38, closed)

Whoa there horsey.
On that very page there is a piece of classic prose from none other than rabid 'noncepunch' rodent.

Everything he writes is awesome!
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:43, closed)

Well that story certainly was.
I was on the edge of my seat from start to finish!
( Kroney, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 12:49, closed)

What, this chap?
b3ta.com/questions/guiltysecrets/post88784
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:25, closed)

That's the fella!
A noncey legend amongst us...keeping us entertained with his rivetting tales of under-age sex and punching rozzers.
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:37, closed)

this is your life's work, isn't it?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:38, closed)

If you call 'roughly 3 hours' work, five or so years ago' your life, yes.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:58, closed)

no, i mean this website
you're like those people who spend hours making aeroplanes out of milk bottle tops
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:07, closed)

he's like somebody who posts on the internet

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:10, closed)

"Profile for rachelswipe:
a member for 10 years, 5 months and 6 days
has posted 2 messages on the main board
has posted 40 messages on the talk board
has posted 0 messages on the links board
has posted 1191 stories and 51082 replies on question of the week'
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:12, closed)

Is this about her tryst with chompy again?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:08, closed)

Where did this idea of the
"fabled golden age of wonderfully written, true stories echoing with comedy and pathos" come from? It wasn't in the original question. You can't knock someone down over points they didn't make.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:59, closed)

Yes I can, shut up.

( Kroney, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:22, closed)

Alright Not Rick Fathelme.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:59, closed)

Well. How interesting!

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:39, closed)

that even b3tards couldn't ignore???
half the people on here live to pick on other people's stories.

the other half live to pick on grammar and spelling.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:40, closed)

* grammer

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:51, closed)

Fair point.
perhaps I should've put 'wouldn't ignore' as in 'push the ignore button'
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:56, closed)