small point
men that like significantly older women are not normal

we are biologically programmed to be attracted to younger women because they are more fertile ergo we might be able to further our lineage, male sperm does not seriously degrade till the mid 40's. egg quality nosedives beyond 30

all of the cosmetic industry is built on faux youth (full red lips, flushed cheeks and big sparkly eyes = youth, health, fertility) hair (blonde = youth) contraption bra (full firm and perky = youth) this stuff aimed is at women to achieve this end and largely it works on men - we claim not to understand why it takes you 90 mins to get ready then we get a fucking fright in the morning. Recent studies show the massive rise cosmetic surgery might actually affect natural selection - we are being fooled into selecting lesser quality genes cos they look, well ok

all of the multibillion pound global cosmetic industries are built on this fact

therefor me thinking that hermione one from those god awful potter films is 'coming along nicely' is PERFECTLY FUCKING NORMAL

*checks cellar cam No 7*
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 22:38, 12 replies)

but...
did you think that when the first film came out?
(SarcasticBarSteward wants to be good at Photoshop when he grows up, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 23:44, closed)

That said...
Explain the likes of Helen Mirren who's anti-cosmetic surgery.

Although an eighteen year old might look great on the pages of FHM (or airbrushed to within an inch of existence), if you sat me in front of a girl that young I'd find them repellent simply because I'd have so little in common.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sat 6 Dec 2008, 23:50, closed)

nah
here is wrong



here is "coming along nicely"



here is bite the pillow bitch its going in dry



and i merely use her as an example - shes not really my type, where as




having said all that, this is sex on a stick



ok so maybe 22-24 is the ideal

and you can still get 'em to pop the school uniform on

everybody wins

YAY for me not being as pervy as i thought

STOP PRESS

hang on look at Tamsin here - shes 18,



can i have them both?

please?
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 23:58, closed)

i love the "saucy" look in her eye
massive fail... she just looks like someone has asked her a difficult maths related question
(jordanchaos isn’t just any PeaRoast, this is a M&S PeaRoast, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 13:54, closed)

i assume you mean the potter bint
jennifer connelly and tamsin egerton?

i mean honestly
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 15:07, closed)

I went to school with Tamsin
Just saying. And she did not follow the rule about how the skirt could only be a palm's width above the knee.
(WarneMarsh My priority for frivolity begets quality jollity, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:36, closed)

Oh dear me
Not the first film but I'd have given Hermionie a good seein' too with me own magic wand!

(said in my best Hagrid voice)
(Lurkaloid awarded wanking black belt on, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 2:16, closed)

she's definitely started looking better
now that someone's taught her how to fucking use a comb.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 3:17, closed)

^^
haha
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 9:22, closed)

Now Then!
I actually thought the same, although without the "going in Dry" line.. and only as in "she's turning into a beautiful self-possessed talented young woman" rather than wanting to interfere with her... maybe in a couple more years...

As for the make up, it's not so much youth (although that's the case for the face creams to be sure) Make up, with the flushed skin, sparkly eyes and red lips is more to mimic the effects of sexual arousal than youth..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 19:01, closed)

yeah baby...
because 'the kids' FUCK LIKE RABID MINKS

oh yeah! (chikka chikkaaaa)
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 13:22, closed)

We're also not biologically designed
to drive around in fast cars, take substances of all different kinds and fly and whatnot, but it can't half be fun.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 1:14, closed)