Crap GadgetsWe wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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TV shopping channels......and my ex-wife.
I'd come home from work on a regular basis to find a large box on the doorstep, with the name of a TV Shopping channel on the side. Oh God.
The low point came with a frying pan that came with two paddles activated by levers - designed to flip your omelette into some kind of omelette sandwich so you can get it out of the pan in one piece. An act performed with reasonable accurancy for centuries by the humble fish slice.
A bastard to wash-up and utterly pointless, it's still there, barely used.
The lesson being: TV Shopping Channels are for entertainment only, and for feeling sorry for Tommy Walsh.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:55,
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