Haha, we called him far worse than that
Especially about a month later, after his bits had all healed up and he'd stopped punching himself repeatedly in the head, when he didn't come home from a party one night. The next day we went to lunch with some friends and he regaled us all with the story of how he'd pulled some Peruvian chick straight off the boat. In his own words: "I even put it in her ass, and the best thing - I didn't have to use a condom!"
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:51, Reply)