
We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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I'd rather have a phone from 5 years ago. Less than 100mb application memory, about the same for device memory. I have to do a hard reset every day and the touch sensor is off by half a finger.
( , Thu 29 Sep 2011, 18:21, 1 reply)

Had one a couple of years ago, until it got nicked; bastards did me a favour. They cunningly failed to mention that it had a "semi-tactile" screen, meaning that you can slide your finger around a bit and some stuff will happen but in order to select anything you have to press the entire screen HARD, like a giant left mouse button. And it's soooooooooooooooo sloooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww...kee-rist.
( , Fri 30 Sep 2011, 5:09, closed)
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