Crap GadgetsWe wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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I have seen this in a shop & hmmmed to my self"What sort of numpty-muppet would pay that much for a gimmick?"
Please tell me your boss is incapable of breeding.
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SadlyHis capabilities are as follows:
Capable: Breeding, with burly teen sons to prove it
Incapable: Forming complete sentences, sticking to the contracted terms & conditions for his employees, carrying off the trending low-slung jeans he started wearing when he turned 50, and many, many more.
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:43,
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