
We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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I slept with my dirty great fuckoff 'sounds-like-the-chopper-scene-in-apocalypse-now-but-without-the-Ride-of-the-Valkyries-blaring-out' ceiling fan on ALL LAST NIGHT! I am invincible!!
Wibble.
( , Sun 2 Oct 2011, 9:04, Reply)
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