Crap GadgetsWe wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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Old men and Yachts I know of several that committed a rather large fortune to a boat that was too large to be fun and to small to be comfortable. One trip out past the breakwater and they are scared shitless but too vain to admit it. There they sit rotting away by the pier.
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"There's nothing . . . absolutely nothing . . . half so much worth doing as simply messing around in boats."Kenneth Grahame
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:17,
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Ahh, The Wind in the WillowsTrue enough, but as I remember, they were referring to small boats.
"A yacht is a hole in the water you throw money in" Dorothy Parker
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