Crap GadgetsWe wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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I was once given a bread-maker-maker...I used it once to make one bread-maker, then I put it in my cupboard and never used it again. I mean, a freshly-made bread-maker is a thing of wonder, but by the time you've measured out and put in all the raw metal, heating elements, wire, electric motors, etc. you wonder if it would have been easier to just build your own bread-maker from scratch.
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guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:09,
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I had a bread maker maker maker.It's pretty good, so long as you don't sneeze when you're adding the atoms. I accidentally covered the cat in cesium. And don't get me started on the bread maker maker maker maker. That one converted the cat into a waveform. I think it survived, but I daren't check.
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