is it too early...
I was a drummer in a glam rock band in the 70's. When we were on tour we used to take it in turns to be "the butler" where we would wait on the other band members. It was great way of keeping the egos in check and a little bit of sillyness to break up the monotony of a tour.

One time when it was the lead singer Paul's turn as the butler things went wrong. I asked him to get me a lemonade he got me some hideous cheap brand cola. Gerry the guitarist asked for a cheese sandwich and he gave him tuna, as the day went on it didn't improve. Everything he got was crap. They were crap Gadd gets

Pete Gill

really really sorry
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:48, 2 replies)

Hmmm ... considering that in this case the G in "gets" is hard, you would have been better off making a pun about
some form of aeroplane belonging to said paedophile.

The build up was ok, but lacked spark, and excusing yourself from the off is unacceptable.

I give this pun 3 out of 10.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:27, closed)

it was a break from the fucking breadmakers though eh?

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:08, closed)