Crap GadgetsWe wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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I bought an automatic sausage pusherand found, ironically, it was better at turning mushrooms.
Unfortunately I'm not fond of mushrooms, so it sits in the cupboard, next to the frankly pointless blood-bath I got from Habitat, gathering dust.
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how is that ironic?(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:49, closed)
Because it uses 10,000 forks.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:50,
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Sometimes I plug it into a 440vpower supply.
I get mushroom turner overdrive.
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You insensitive cuntMy Aunt choked to death on a sausage.
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I think we both know that wasn't a sausage.(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:59, closed)
It wasn't Habitat, it was Blood Bath and Beyond(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:16, closed)
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