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We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.

Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion

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beard-calmer?
is that like a horse whisperer for beards or something?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:52, 1 reply)
"The beard whisperer"
sounds like a gay movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:59, closed)
or "The Downstairs Beard Whisperers"
an erotic lesbian classic in the making
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:05, closed)

Whisperers Mumblers

"Mmph! Mmm-mmm mmmph, mph mm-mmmm!"
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:09, closed)
I've seen that one
It was Swedish
(BearWithLittleBrain, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:17, closed)

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